Bastard Holiday Gift Guide
The holidays are just around the corner, which means so is the pressure of finding the perfect gift. We’re here to help take the guessing out of gift giving by providing you a list of some of the dopest products out there that are sure to please every bastard in your life, or yourself because we’re not above the #treatyoself mindset. If you like what you see, make sure to keep an eye out on our Instagram feed for some killer upcoming giveaways...
Custom Experience Kit
Our ‘Custom Experience Kit’ is the ideal gift for any bearded bastard. This kit consists of beard oil, beard balm, and mustache wax all in the scent of your choosing (available in Woodsman, Morocco, Simply Vanilla, Opium Den, or Barbershop). In addition, you’ll also receive a shop rag, beard brush, comb, and a pair of beard scissors, making this kit the ultimate beard grooming tool kit. Each ‘Custom Experience Kit’ comes complete in a wooden cigar box engraved with the name or message of your choosing, making this truly a one-of-a-kind gift!
Misc. Goods Co.
For the bastard who has everything, we bring you two super cool pieces from the unique marketplace that is Misc. Goods Co. Sometimes it’s best to go back to the basics in terms of gift giving, but we’re talking about elevated basics like the ceramic flask and the epically designed playing cards.
The playing cards take a classic household item to a whole new level. Each card face is uniquely drawn, from the the court illustrations to the typography. These also feature a metallic gold back with blind emboss and gold foil tuck case available in varying colors. This is not your Grandfather’s deck of cards and they would make the perfect gift or stocking stuffer for any Bastard.
This ceramic flask is one to brag about. With quarter inch thick ceramic walls, a cork stopper held in place via a rugged leather strap, and raised design elements, this flask is sitting high on all of our holiday gift lists.
TBB Beard Oil Travel Pack
The perfect rugged travel companion for beard oil connoisseurs or the ideal beard oil introduction, our ‘Beard Oil Travel Pack’ makes a great gift or stocking stuffer. Each ‘Beard Oil Travel Pack’ includes a sample of our Woodsman, Barbershop, Morocco, Opium Den, and Simply Vanilla beard oil scents. As if the kit isn’t cool enough already, all of these samples sit compactly in a tin inspired by WWII-era standard issue U.S. tins.
Just Porter Rucksack
For the bastard who has everything, this is one of the dopest bags around. The Sable Rucksack is weather-proof and even features a lowkey laptop compartment that’s sealed with an aqua-guard zipper to ensure no water is coming near your expensive gear. Whether you’re simply commuting to work or traveling the world on a photography excursion, this backpack is the ideal packing companion.
Bravado Spice Four Pack
A good man knows that his kitchen toolkit must always contain all the best and spiciest spices out there. This is why we recommend hooking them up with this Bravado Spices Four-Pack. Each bottle is packed full of unique flavors like blueberry and green apple combined with some of the hottest peppers that money can buy. Any bastard will appreciate the challenge that each bottle presents.
Bexar Goods Co. Wallet
We won’t lie to you… Bexar Goods Co. makes some of the dopest leather goods we’ve ever had the pleasure of coming into contact with. Based out of San Antonio, Texas, we love the idea of staying true to our Texas roots and shopping somewhat local. Durable, timeless, and simplistic, their leather wallets would make a super cool gift for any bastard out there. The No.7 Wallet made our list because of it’s gorgeous hand stitching, vegetable tanned harness leather and classic look. This is a gift that you’ll see carried around for many years to come.
HELM Boots
Speaking of local businesses, HELM Boots are designed in Austin, Texas and are truly one of a kind. This pair of boots specifically are named after local legend and owner of Lambert’s Downtown Barbecue, Lou Lambert. We feel like these boots fit seamlessly into any bastard’s wardrobe and complement almost any style.
TBB Monogram Hat
Maybe you or the bearded gentleman in your life already has enough beard oil to get them through life's battles, but you still want to help them live out the bastard lifestyle by decking them out in some fresh TBB swag. Our signature TBB Stay Bearded, Stay Bastard embroidered ball caps will keep them looking great while repping their favorite bearded style.